Our government chooses to do business with this dipstick because he'll send our spy satellites into space without asking questions whereas NASA is subject to audit. I'd love to see humans on Mars, but not before the Revolution!
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⭐️ Please allow 2-3 weeks for processing and shipping.
⭐️ Relaxed unisex shirt, order smaller for more form-fit.
⭐️ This is an original design, feel free to reach out for customization requests.
⭐️ Printed direct-to-garment on pre-shrunk, eco-friendly tee by Bella + Canvas.
⭐️ Machine wash warm, tumble dry low. Turn shirt inside out pre-wash for extended garment life.
⭐️ Please note that colors appear different from screen to screen, and may vary slightly in print.
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SIZE GUIDE
SMALL Width 17.99in x Length 27.99in
MEDIUM Width 20in x Length 29.02in
LARGE Width 22.01in x Length 30.00in
X-LARGE Width 24.02in x Length 31.02in
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